From: mirele@xmission.com (Deana Holmes) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Xenuphilia 1--encheferation Date: 5 Apr 1995 22:37:17 -0600 =================================================================== Last night my kitty Xenu whispered these encheferated words into my ears. Deana Holmes mirele@xmission.com =================================================================== OoPERETING ZEETUN by L Run Hoobberd Secshun Three-a Zee heed ooff zee Gelecteec Federeshun (76 plunets eruoond lerger sters feesible-a frum here-a fuoonded 75,000,000 yeers egu) sulfed ooferpupooleshun (250 beelliun oor su per plunet -- 178 beelliun oon eferege-a) by mess implunteeng. He-a coosed peuple-a tu be-a bruooght tu Teegeeeck (Iert) und poot un H-Bumb oon zee preencipel fulcunues (Inceedent II) und THEN zee Peceeffic erea oones vere-a tekee in buxes tu HEVEII und zee Etlunteec erea oones tu LES PELMES und zeen re-a "peckeged". Hees neme-a ves Xenoo. He-a used renegedes. Fereeuoos meesleeding deta by meuns ooff curcooeets itc. ves pleced in zee implunts. Vhee thruoogh veet hees creeme-a luyel ooffffeecers (tu zee peuple-a) ceptoored heem effter seex yeers ooff bettle-a und poot heem in un ilectruneec muoonteeen trep vhere-a he-a steell is. "Zeey" ere-a gune-a. Zee plece-a (Cunffedereshun) hes seence-a beee a desert. Zee lengt und brooteleety ooff it ell ves sooch thet thees Cunffedereshun nefer recufered. Zee implunt is celcooleted tu keell (by pneoomuneea itc.) unyune-a vhu ettempts tu sulfe-a it. Thees leeebility hes beee deespensed veet by my tech defelupment. Bork Bork Bork! Oone-a cun freooheel thruoogh zee implunt und deee-a unless it is epprueched es preceesely ooootleened. Zee "freooheel" (ootu-roonneeng oon und oon) lests tuu lung, deneees sleep itc. und oone-a deees. Su be-a cereffool tu du oonly Inceedents I und II es geefee und nut pluoogh eruoond und feeel tu cumplete-a oone-a zeetun et a teeme-a. Bork Bork Bork! In December 1967 I knoo sumeune-a hed tu teke-a zee ploonge-a. I deed und imerged fery knucked oooot, boot eleefe-a. Prubebly zee oonly oone-a ifer tu du su in 75,000,000 yeers. I hefe-a ELL zee deta noo, boot oonly thet geefee here-a is needffool. Bork Bork Bork! Oone's budy is a mess ooff indeefidooel zeetuns stoock tu ooneselff oor tu zee budy. Bork Bork Bork! Oone-a hes tu cleun zeem ooffff by roonneeng Inceedent II und Inceedent I. It is a lung jub, reqooureeng cere-a, peteeence-a und guud oodeeting. Yuoo ere-a roonneeng beeengs. Zeey respund leeke-a uny precleer. Sume-a lerge-a, sume-a smell. Bork Bork Bork! Zeetuns beleeefed zeey vere-a OoNE. Thees is zee preemery irrur. Bork Bork Bork! Guud loock. Bork Bork Bork! * * * Fur zee poorpuse-a ooff clereety, by BODY ZEETUN is meunt a zeetun vhu is stoock tu unuzeer zeetun oor budy boot is nut in cuntrul. Bork Bork Bork! A ZEETUN is, ooff cuoorse-a, a Sceeentulugy vurd useeng zee Greek zeeta vheech ves zee Greek symbul fur thuooght oor leeffe-a. Un indeefidooel beeeng sooch es a mun is a zeetun, he-a is nut a budy und he-a dues nut theenk becoose-a he-a hes a breeen. Bork Bork Bork! A CLOoSTER is a gruoop ooff budy zeetuns crooshed oor held tugezeer by sume-a mootooel bed ixpereeence-a. Bork Bork Bork! CHERECTER OoF BODY ZEETUNS Budy zeetuns ere-a joost Zeetuns. Vhee yuoo get reed ooff oone-a he-a gues ooffff und pusseebly sqooeres eruoond, peecks up a budy oor edmures deeesies. Bork Bork Bork! He-a is in fect a surt ooff cleered Beeeng. He-a cunnut feeel tu ifentooelly, iff nut et oonce-a, regeeen muny ebeelities. Muny hefe-a beee esleep fur zee lest 75,000,000 yeers. A budy Zeetun respunds tu uny prucess uny Zeetun respunds tu. Bork Bork Bork! Sume-a Budy Zeetuns ere-a sooppresseefe-a. A sooppresseefe-a is oooot ooff felence-a in R6. He-a is in a felence-a in Inceedent I elmust elveys. Bork Bork Bork! Oone-a cun't roon a hoomun beeeng oon zeese-a tvu inceedents seence-a hoomun beeengs ere-a cumpuseetes und vuoold nut be-a eble-a tu roon zee lut. Eseede-a frum thet, nun-cleers ere-a vey beloo evereness reqooured tu ifee feend zeese-a Inceedents. Bork Bork Bork! Hooge-a emuoonts ooff cherge-a hefe-a elreedy beee remufed frum zee cese-a END zee budy zeetuns by Cleereeng und OoT I und OoT II tu sey nutheeng ooff ingrems und looer gredes. Bork Bork Bork! Evereness is prupurshunel tu zee cherge-a remufed frum zee cese-a. Bork Bork Bork! Elthuoogh a hoomun is a cumpuseete-a beeeng zeere-a is oonly oone-a I (thet is yuoo) vhu roons theengs. Bork Bork Bork! Budy zeetuns joost huld oone-a beck. Bork Bork Bork! Yuoo veell cunteenooe-a tu be-a yuoo. Yuoo, inseede-a, cun ooff cuoorse-a seperete-a oooot budy zeetuns und su sulu oodeeting is zee unsver. Hoo guud du yuoo hefe-a tu be-a tu roon budy zeetuns ooffff? Vell, iff yuoo deedn't skeep yuoor gredes, Cleereeng und OoT II perteecoolerly, yuoo shuoold be-a eble-a tu cummund budy zeetuns ieseely. Bork Bork Bork! * * * Inceedent II is oofer 36 deys lung. Ceptoore-a oon oozeer plunets ves veeks oor munths beffure-a zee implunt. Thuse-a oon Teegeeeck (Iert) vere-a joost bloon up ixcept fur Luyel Ooffffeecers vhu vere-a (shurtly beffure-a zee ixpluseeun oon Iert) ruoonded up. Bork Bork Bork! Du nut scun thruoogh zee dooreshun ooff 36 deys. Zee fulcuneec ixpluseeun oon Iert tu zee pueent vhere-a "zee peelut" seys he-a is muckeeng it up is oonly a foo deys. Bork Bork Bork! Seqooence-a ooff Inceedent II fur zeetuns oon ENOTHER plunet - (1) Ceptoore-a (beeeng shut), (2) freezeeng, (3) trunspurt tu Teegeeeck (sumeteemes feea a reley pueent), (4) beeeng pleced neer a fulcunu, (5) begeenning implunt up tu "zee peelut", (6) fereeuoos peectoore-a seqooences, (7) zee 7s und C.C. und OoT II metereeels, (8) 36 deys ooff peectoore-a implunts vheech geefe-a a fest errey ooff metereeels und three-a ixpluneshuns fur zee bumbeeng, (9) trunspurt tu Heveeei oor Les Pelmes fur peckegeeng up intu cloosters. Bork Bork Bork! Zee peectoores cunteeen Gud, zee Defeel, ungels, spece-a oopera, zeeetres, heleecupters, a cunstunt speenning, a speenning duncer, treeens und fereeuoos scenes fery leeke-a mudern Inglund. Yuoo neme-a it, it's in thees implunt ve-a cell in its inturety "R6". Bork Bork Bork! Iff oone-a ves a Luyel Ooffffeecer oon Teegeeeck, zee seqooence-a ves (1) ceptoore-a (2) noomber 5 ebufe-a oon. Iff oone-a ves a ceetizee ooff Teegeeeck zeere-a ves oonly noomber 5 oon. Bork Bork Bork! Zee metereeel geefee et zee fereeuoos "fulcunues" ves nu lunger oor shurter, boot dufeteeeled intu zee seme-a seqooence-a ooff peectoores. Ve-a hefe-a zee vhule-a text boot it is needless. Bork Bork Bork! Peuple-a vhu feel deezzy hefe-a guttee intu zee speenning pert. Bork Bork Bork! * * * Inceedent I ooccoorred ebuoot 4 qooedreelliun yeers egu ploos oor meenoos. It is fery mooch ierleeer thun Inceedent II vheech ooccoorred oonly 75 meelliun yeers egu (a beet less). Bork Bork Bork! Inceedent II is oonly pecooleeer und generel oon thees plunet und neerby sters, vherees Inceedent I is tu be-a fuoond oon ell zeetuns. Bork Bork Bork! Zee Beseec oon BT's I'fe-a isuleted a vey a zeetun cumes tu be-a stoock tu unuzeer zeetun. Thees geefes zee besees ooff cloosters und hefeeng BT's. Bork Bork Bork! A zeetun culleedes veet unuzeer. Thet oone-a mekes a peectoore-a ooff beeeng culleeded veet. Oozeer BT's get stoock tu zee peectoore-a. Bork Bork Bork! Zee mument ooff ectooel cuntect ooff zeetuns ves breeeff boot zee peectoore-a (cunteeening a stup oor veethdrev) tends tu be-a permunent. Bork Bork Bork! Zeetuns zeen get zee idea zeey cun be-a permunently stoock es zeey see-a peectoores ooff it heppeneeng. Bork Bork Bork! Thoos ve-a get zee cuncept ooff a "bleck zeeta budy". Thees vuoold be-a ectooel BT's stoock tu a zeetun ploos peectoores ooff BT's stoock tu a zeetun. Bork Bork Bork! Un unsver tu ell thees is tu feend zee furst peectoore-a a zeetun mede-a ooff cuntecteeng unuzeer zeetun. Bork Bork Bork! Iff nut et oonce-a efeeeleble-a zee ierleeest instunce-a ooff a zeetun cuntecteeng (culleeding, roonneeng intu, etteckeeng) unuzeer zeetun cuoold be-a echeeefed by R3R oon beeeng sooddenly heet veet cloosters oor strunge-a beeengs. Bork Bork Bork! Zee idea is tu feend und roon zee "furst peectoore-a" oone-a mede-a ooff unuzeer zeetun. Bork Bork Bork! Thees oopens unuzeer vey tu "bloo ooffff" BT's - roon R3R oon a BT tu zee furst peectoore-a zee BT ifer mede-a ooff unuzeer zeetun. Bork Bork Bork! Instroocshuns Lucete-a by meter reed oor un erea ooff pressoore-a, a budy zeetun oor gruoop (clooster). Roon Inceedent II. Iff zee BT dues nut bloo ooffff oor zee gruoop breek up und bloo, zeen roon Inceedent I oon indeefidooel BT's. Iech veell bloo ooffff veet un F/N. Bork Bork Bork! Vhee yuoo cun feend nu mure-a oon vheech tu roon Inceedent I's, oonce-a mure-a lucete-a a pressoore-a erea oor by meter reed oon luukeeng oofer budy roon unuzeer Inceedent II. Zeen Inceedent I's oon uny. Bork Bork Bork! Inceedent II mede-a cloosters ooff BT's. Sefere-a impects und ixpereeences ELSO meke-a cloosters. (See-a zee deta celled "Meelezzu" in thees peck.) Thuse-a vhu du nut leefe-a oon roonneeng zee impect oor its cheeen veell leefe-a vhee Inceedent I is roon oon zeem. Bork Bork Bork! Inceedent II sumeteemes furms geeguntic cloosters. In sooch zeere-a is a leeder, un elternete-a leeder und seferel (ieeght tu ieeghteee) mure-a. Zeese-a vere-a ell implunted in deefffferent fulcuneec erees veet frecshuns ooff zee meeen 36 dey implunt und zeen "peckeged" in Les Pelmes oor Heveeei. Thees iff yuoo roon Inceedent II es fer es "zee peelut" it bloos up oor luusens up und thuse-a vhu dun't gu evey cun be-a roon oon Inceedent I's. Bork Bork Bork! Du nut speek yuoor cummunds. Joost "intend" zeem. A BT cuntruls ieseely. BT's cun be-a ERC brukee by ruoogh oor cereless oodeeting. Yuoo cun elsu roon un Inceedent II oon a BT und he-a duesn't bloo, boot yuoo ecceedentelly roon in Inceedent I oon unuzeer oone-a und leefe-a zee furst steell zeere-a. Zee remedy is tu roon Inceedent I's oon unytheeng yuoo feend. Bork Bork Bork! A fery SP BT cun be-a roon oon gredes und Pooer und shuoold zeen respund tu Inceedent II und Inceedent I. Bork Bork Bork! Effter a BT leefes, sume-a oozeer BT mey cupy heem oor zee inceedent joost roon. Bork Bork Bork! Iff yuoo hefe-a fuoond a clooster (pressoore-a erea) thet dues nut respund oor deesintegrete-a tu Inceedent II roonneeng, get Deeunetic oodeeting, leesting "vhet impect oor inceedent vuoold coose-a a clooster?" und R3R oon zee items fuoond. Zeen du mure-a Inceedent I's tu cleun up zee streys veet sulu. Thees is a reffeened "Meelezzu". Bork Bork Bork! Zeere-a ere-a hoondreds ooff BT's yuoo veell feend. Bork Bork Bork! Iff yuoo feend nune-a, get oodeeted oon Deeunetics in generel und es ebufe-a (impect leest), und iff yuoo steell feend nune-a, get a refeeoo GF40 und hundle-a ell items, zeen gu beck tu sulu. Bork Bork Bork! Iff yuoo feend oonly oone-a oor tvu, get zee Deeunetic impect leest dune-a. Bork Bork Bork! Ell "nune-a oon OoTIII" ceses vere-a leter fuoond lueded. Bork Bork Bork! Du Inceedent II und Inceedent I's oon vhet yuoo cun feend tu begeen veet. Yuoo veell du feene-a. Guud hoonteeng. Bork Bork Bork! * * * Certeeen "boottuns" hefe-a tu be-a guttee in vhere-a roonneeng a zeetun thruoogh inceedents. Zee IFFORT TO STOP zee mushun hungs up zee ecshun und geefes a stoock peectoore-a. Oone-a gets zee IFFORT TO STOP ooffff und zee scene-a reces thruoogh. Bork Bork Bork! Zee IFFORT TO VITHDREV is impurtunt elsu und hungs up zee ecshun und creetes a fecoooom. Bork Bork Bork! ROoSH, PROTEST, NOT-IS, SOoPPRESS ere-a elsu present. Bork Bork Bork! Zeese-a vere-a ecshuns - thuooghts - zee zeetun hed dooreeng zee inceedent und ere-a peecked up oonly vhee zee inceedent duesn't roon vell. Sumeteemes tvu "boottuns" sooch es STOP und VITHDREV ere-a in cumbeeneshun. Bork Bork Bork! Zeetuns in zee budy mey oobsesseefely cupy zee peectoores ooff oozeer zeetuns. Zeereffure-a yuoo cun feend it seems thet zee zeetun vhu joost lefft is steell zeere-a becoose-a zeere-a is a peectoore-a lefft. Sput zee fect thet sumeune-a ilse-a cupeeed it und it usooelly gues. Bork Bork Bork! Iff yuoo du un S & D oon a budy zeetun be-a soore-a yuoo geefe-a zee reeght item tu zee reeght zeetun. Bork Bork Bork! Cruss Oodeeting Vhee oone-a roons Inceedent I oooot ooff oone-a zeetun und zeen Inceedent II oooot ooff unuzeer (theenking it ves zee furst oone-a) oone-a cun get a perteeelly roon budy zeetun vhu vun't bloo, boot vhu mey stert tu gu oon thruoogh zee vhule-a ooff R6 ootumeteecelly (seence-a zee beseec-beseec Inceedent I is nut roon, yet Inceedent II is). Oonce-a cun get qooeete-a ill dueeng thees es zee illness in R6 cun toorn oon. Bork Bork Bork! Oone-a cun elsu "feel nu veesh tu oodeet". Ell "nu desure-a tu oodeet" is sume-a lerge-a bloonder oon a cese-a. Bork Bork Bork! Zee vey yuoo cun roon Inceedent I oooot ooff oone-a zeetun und Inceedent II oooot ooff unuzeer is rezeer iesy. Oone-a feeels tu nuteece-a zee furst oone-a bloo oon hefeeng Inceedent I roon und roons Inceedent II oon unuzeer. Bork Bork Bork! * * * Es a metter ooff deta, zee oonly truooble-a in a III OoT roon is roonneeng un Inceedent I oon oone-a zeetun und un Inceedent II oon unuzeer, theenking it ves zee furst oone-a. A pre-a-OoT cun freooheel intu R6 iff yuoo roon oonly un Inceedent II. Yuoo cun stup a freooheel et oonce-a by roonneeng Inceedent I ooffff zee seme-a zeetun yuoo run zee Inceedent II oon thet sterted a freooheel. Bork Bork Bork! Freooheel meuns thet zee PC gues oon ootumeteec cunteenoouoos roon. Inceedent II is R6 75,000,000 yeers egu. Inceedent I is ebuoot 4 qooedreelliun yeers egu. But, ell zeetuns oon thees plunet und 21 neerby sters hefe-a in cummun. Ell zeetuns in zee uneeferse-a hefe-a Inceedent I. Oonly thuse-a in thees oold Cunffedereshun hefe-a Inceedent II und R6. Ell C.C. und OoT II metereeels ere-a in R6 75,000,000 yeers egu. Zeese-a ere-a fullooed by 36 deys vurt ooff mushun peectoores - Gud, Defeel, spece-a oopera, treeens, cers, heleecupters, creshes, stege-a itc. Thees R6 is 75,000,000 yeers egu, und thees plunet und Cunffedereshun. Bork Bork Bork! Iff zee fulcunu beet is roon es per III durecshuns boot zee Inceedent I is nut roon oon zee seme-a zeetun, R6 begeens tu roon ooffff oon ootumeteec, zee Beeeng cun't sleep fur deys, zee budy deees. Thet's zee vey it ves deseegned. Bork Bork Bork! Ooferroon oon III Zee oonly vey yuoo cun get a reed oon "Ooferroon oon III" is tu hefe-a ecceedentelly roon Inceedent I oooot, und zeen leter roon it oooot egeeen oon zee seme-a zeetun oor meke-a a seemiler bloonder. Ixemple-a: Oone-a flettens Inceedent I by seferel pesses oon a budy zeetun. Thees budy zeetun fur sume-a reesun (Mustly becoose-a Inceedent II ves zeen nut roon) dues nut fly ooffff. Zeen, nut nuteecing, oone-a egeeen feends zee seme-a zeetun und oonce-a mure-a seeks tu roon Inceedent I. Oone-a zeen gets, in unsver tu zee qooesshun "Ooferroon oon III?" a lut ooff reeds und ooferroon phenumena. Bork Bork Bork! Zee remedy is tu feend oooot VHO ves ooferroon und get zee cherge-a ooffff by thet ecshun. Bork Bork Bork! Oone-a zeen roons Inceedent II oon thet zeetun oor in uny ifent, by getteeng ooffff zee cherge-a ooff "ooferroon", letteeng zee zeetun depert. Bork Bork Bork! Joost becoose-a oone's meter reeds "Ooferroon oon III" is nu reesun tu ettest. Feend oooot vhu ves. It's elmust elveys a budy zeetun. Bork Bork Bork! * * * A BT cun be-a ooferroon pest iresoore-a. Thees fect sumeteemes cooses a sulu oodeetur tu beleeefe-a OoT III is ooferroon. Bork Bork Bork! Iff he-a esks "Is OoT III ooferroon?" he-a mey get a reed und bloodoon. Thees is ectooelly usooelly joost oone-a BT oor clooster thet is ooferroon. Zee remedy is deescufering und indeeceting zee pueent ooff ooferroon. Und cerry oon veet OoT III. Bork Bork Bork! Roonneeng OoT III Vhee roonneeng OoT III zee sulu oodeetur hundles budy zeetuns es he-a vuoold uny oozeer PC, fur zee generel idea is tu roon zeem stunderdly und nut ERC breek zeem. He-a dues nut scun thruoogh unytheeng in oorder tu feend budy zeetuns. Bork Bork Bork! Vhee a sulu oodeetur cun feend nu mure-a budy zeetuns he-a cun ettest, oor roon a pressoore-a erea doon und hundle-a es per hees roonneeng instroocshuns. Bork Bork Bork! Zee pre-a-OoT cuoold be-a ixtereeur und zee Intereeurizeshun prucesses cun be-a roon in Refeeoo tu help heem thruoogh. Bork Bork Bork! Here-a ere-a three-a reesuns vhy a pre-a-OoT meeght hefe-a truooble-a vheelst roonneeng BT's oon Inceedent II - (1) It is zee vrung erea; (2) it is nut zee fulcunu ooff zee BT beeeng roon; (3) it is nut un Inceedent II, boot unuzeer inceedent ooff a deefffferent dete-a. Bork Bork Bork! Check (1) und (2) iff yuoo ere-a hefeeng uny deefffficoolty in roonneeng Inceedent II und hundle-a by luceteeng zee currect erea oor feending zee fulcunu ooff zee BT beeeng roon. Iff it is nut a II, seemply check fur zee dete-a und iff deefffferent roon it. Bork Bork Bork! OoT III Irrurs Emungst OoT III irrurs ere-a "a BT roon oon Inceedent I feeels tu bloo". Zeere-a ere-a three-a reesuns: (a) Oodeetur is tryeeng tu roon a clooster veet un Inceedent I. Zee reeght theeng tu du is dete-a und get zee cherecter ooff zee inceedent thet mede-a it a clooster und zeen roon Inceedent I's oon thuse-a lefft vhee it breeks up. Oor get Deeunetic oodeeting. Bork Bork Bork! (b) Zeere-a is un ierleeer Inceedent I oon zee seme-a BT. Feend it und roon it. Zee BT hes a cheeen ooff zeem ell by heemselff. Bork Bork Bork! (c) Unuzeer BT is cupyeeng zee Inceedent I joost roon su it luuks leeke-a it deedn't bloo. Feeeloore-a tu ifer roon Inceedent II cun elsu coose-a a bug. Ruooteene-a Deeunetic oodeeting by a Deeunetic HDG vhu is elsu oon oor ebufe-a OoT III useeng treeple-a floos und LDN OoT III elsu hundles bugged OoT III pre-a-OoT's. Bork Bork Bork! Clooster Furmeshun - Coomooleteefe-a In dueeng a clooster oone-a is leekely tu feend it is mede-a up ooff oozeer ierleeer cloosters. Thees luuks leeke-a thees. 1898 impect hurse-a ecceedent. Vhee ingrem 1898 roon oon R3R, thet pert bloos. Nu F/N ooccoors, TA remeeens up. Remeeender veell greend effter zee bloo. Ierleeer purshun detes es 93,000,000 yeers egu, ilectreec shuck. Vhee roon oon R3R, thet pert bloos, nu F/N. TA remeeens up, veell greend iff roon foorzeer. Ierleeest purshun detes es 72 treelliun implunt. Vhee roon oon R3R, ell bloo, F/N. Bork Bork Bork! A clooster oor ingrem vheech is a clooster cun repeetedly F/N es BT's bloo. Detes es 778 meelliun ixpluseeun. Effter roon oonce-a oor tveece-a un F/N ooccoors es oone-a BT bloos. Roon egeeen tu secund F/N es tvu mure-a BT's bloo. Remeeender bloo veet a veeder F/N. Zee clooster hes gune-a. Thees heppens (repeeteeng F/N) vhee peectoore-a perseests und meter check refeels it is nut a cupy. It veell be-a mure-a BT's in seme-a clooster. Su ebufe-a repeeteeng F/N ooccoors vhee pre-a-OoT is mufed thruoogh it. Cloosters ere-a fuoond by meter deteeng, leesting fur type-a ooff inceedent und roon es un ingrem. Cloosters cun ooccoor et Inceedent II und Inceedent I. Zeey cun elsu ooccoor et 1 qooedreelliun, vheech is zee Cleereeng Cuoorse-a metereeels. Zeey elsu ooccoor et rundum detes fur deefffferent reesuns. Bork Bork Bork! * * * I hefe-a letely beee C/Seeng a noomber ooff feeeled OoT ceses und hefe-a fuoond zeem ell roonneeng vell oon sulu noo. Zee irrurs ere-a mede-a es fulloos: (1) Zee sulu oodeetur cunnut oodeet, needs mure-a treeening. Bork Bork Bork! (2) Ceses ere-a nut vell prepered veet Deeunetics. Bork Bork Bork! Zee remedy fur ell ooff zeese-a is tu: (a) Roon zee PC fur et leest a scure-a oor tvu ooff Deeunetic items by R3R, dune-a ooff cuoorse-a by a guud HDG, (b) zeen du a GF 40. Bork Bork Bork! Und zeen repeet it unteel necessery oodeeting is cumplete-a. Zeese-a tvu ecshuns teke-a cere-a ooff zee mejureety ooff deefffficoolt ceses oon OoT III. Bork Bork Bork! Zee reel Ind Phenumena ooff OoT III und OoT IF is ixtereeur veet fooll percepshun. Yuoo cun und shuoold eccumpleesh fooll steble-a ixtereeurizeshun oon dueeng zee metereeels ooff III. Bork Bork Bork! Foorzeer III remedeees: (3) Heegh TA. Thees cumes frum nut cumpleteeng zee Inceedents I und II oon budy zeetuns. Bork Bork Bork! (4) Zee sulu oodeetur poots tuu veede-a un intenshun oon zee BT und roons tvu oor three-a vhee he-a is intendeeng tu roon oonly oone-a. Bork Bork Bork! (5) A clooster joost vun't breek up. Zee remedy is a Deeunetic sesseeun leesting fur impects oor inceedents thet vuoold coose-a a clooster und dueeng R3R. Zee preenciple-a ooff ierleeer seemiler hulds guud. Vhee thees is cumpleted, zee sulu oodeetur is sent beck tu sulu tu cleun up zee BT's shekee luuse-a und tu cunteenooe-a veet OoT III. Bork Bork Bork! (6) Roodeements gu oooot oon BT's. Zee remedy ooff cuoorse-a is tu lucete-a BT's vhu hefe-a oooot-roods, poot in zee roods und roon Inceedent I, et vheech zee BT shuoold leefe-a. Bork Bork Bork! (7) A zeeta-buppeeng meter sumeteemes poozzles a sulu oodeetur oon OoT III. Thees meuns a BT is tryeeng tu ixtereeurize-a und cun't. Zee remedy is tu cumplete-a zee perteeelly roon Inceedent II oor Inceedent I oor in ixtreme-a ceses poot zee roods in oon zee hoong up BT. Bork Bork Bork! (8) Oone-a-hund ilectrude-a geefing vrung TA reed beffffleeng zee sulu oodeetur veet flueteeng needles veet a heegh TA. Zee remedy is tu hefe-a tvu-hund ilectrudes hundy und treem zee treem knub su zee oone-a-hund ilectrude-a reeds zee seme-a es tvu-hund ilectrudes. Bork Bork Bork! (9) A sooppresseefe-a budy zeetun sumeteemes isn't oodeeteble-a. Zee remedy is tu roon Gredes IF oor F oon heem. Bork Bork Bork! (10) By fer und lerge-a zee curneeest irrur und vheech hes beee fery prefelent is nut knooeeng zee metereeels ooff OoT III oor zee cuntent ooff Inceedent II oor Inceedent I. Bork Bork Bork! OoT III is a feetel grede-a. Oone-a frunts up tu it und dues it. Vhee he-a is reelly dune-a, zee rooerds ooff OoT III und IF ixceed hees veeldest dreems. Bork Bork Bork! Roodeements Gueeng Oooot oon BT's Vhee zee roods gu oooot oon BT's dooreeng zee sesseeun zee sulu oodeetur recugneezes zee fullooeeng: BT creeticel = veethhuld frum oodeetur BT unteguneestic = bypessed cherge-a in sesseeun Nu TA = prublem BT sed = ERC Breek Suereeng TA = Ooferroon oor prutest (elsu mure-a thun oone-a BT beeeng roon in irrur oor it's a clooster) Oodeetur tured = nu sleep oor incumplete-a Inceedent I's Oodeetur dupe-a-ooffff = bypessed F/N oor nut inuoogh sleep Oodeetur nu-interest = oooot roods oon BT's A sulu oodeetur vhu isn't soore-a vhet it is, boot roons intu truooble-a veet a BT is smert tu ind ooffff zee sesseeun qooeeckly, vreete-a doon zee fooll oobserfeshun und get it tu zee C/S. Zee sulu oodeetur vhu knoos vhet he-a is luukeeng et es per zee ebufe-a scele-a (und zee C/S zee C/S vuoold geefe-a), hundles it prumptly. Bork Bork Bork! BT creeticel = v/h = pooll zee veethhuld BT unteguneestic = BPC = essess pruper leest (sooch es L1C) und hundle-a Nu TA (oor cese-a geeen) = prublem = lucete-a zee prublem und hundle-a BT sed = ERC Breek = lucete-a und hundle-a itsa I/S itsa Suereeng TA = Oo/R oor prutest (elsu mure-a thun oone-a BT beeeng roon in irrur oor it's a clooster) = feend vheech und hundle-a (roonneeng mure-a thun zee oone-a intended cumes frum tuu veede-a un intenshun) Oodeetur tured = nu sleep oor incumplete-a Inceedent I's = check vheech it is und hundle-a Oodeetur dupe-a-ooffff = leck ooff sleep oor bypessed F/N = check oon sleep oor rehebeelitete-a F/N Oodeetur nu-interest = oooot-roods oon BT's = poot in roods OoT III Oodeeting OoT III pre-a-OoT's gut a repooteshun ooff beeeng herd tu roon oon Deeunetics ierly oon in Deeunetic re-a-defelupment. Oonly feefe-a reesuns ixeest fur thees. Bork Bork Bork! (1) A persun thet heegh oon OoT gredes oodeets fest und a cumm-leggy Deeunetic oodeetur cun dreefe-a heem up zee vell. Bork Bork Bork! (2) Tuu qooeeet oor tuu bloorred TR 1. Bork Bork Bork! (3) A tendency tu ifelooete-a insteed ooff useeng TR 4. Bork Bork Bork! (4) Zee noomeruoosness ooff BT cheeens oon zee seme-a item (zee BT's beeeng sepereted noo) mekeeng seferel cheeens oon zee seme-a item, vheech iff nut ell roon seperetely leefe-a zee PC ERC Brukee veet zee bypessed cherge-a ooff unroon BT's. Bork Bork Bork! (5) Zee OoT II vhu is steell oon OoT III und hes beee oon it a vheele-a prubebly heemselff hes nu peectoores und ell zee peectoores he-a hes ere-a BT peectoores. Bork Bork Bork! Zee looer gredes PC (beffure-a Cleer) reects es a cumpuseete-a Beeeng, ell oon oone-a cheeen, su tu speek. He-a is sepereted intu heemselff und zee indeefidooel BT's und cloosters ooff zeem vhee he-a gets tu OoT II, und su oodeets deefffferently. He-a ieseely meesoons zee peectoores theenking zeey ere-a hees. Zee beeg bloodoons yuoo get oon sooch a PC's item indeecetes seferel BT's hefe-a it in cummun. A sulu III hooefer veell be-a fuoond tu hefe-a zee seme-a item oon mure-a thun oone-a BT in muny ceses. Bork Bork Bork! Zee reesun fur loo TA is unfflet OoT III phenumena. Iff a persun hes hed a loo TA in looer gredes zee keynute-a is tu teke-a it iesy es oodeetur und C/S. Thees eppleees elsu tu uny oodeeting geefee oon upper OoT lefels. Bork Bork Bork! Thet a PC's TA gues beloo 2.0 is a certeeen indeecetur ooff unfflet OoT III. He's steell gut sume-a. Vhee a persun cunnut hundle-a OoT III he-a is tuu mooch et iffffect. He-a cunnut pruject hees intenshun. Und su he-a cun't roon OoT III. Zee noo OoT I und OoT II, perteecoolerly OoT II, ere-a deseegned tu increese-a a PC's ebeelity tu pruject hees intenshun tu oozeers. Iff he-a cun't, zeey oofervhelm heem und yuoo get loo TA oor "nune-a oon III". Hersh, ooferbeereeng oodeeting oor leeffe-a inceedents hefe-a tu ooccoor, epperently, tu dreefe-a zee TA doon. Bork Bork Bork! Ooferts, deesegreements ixpressed es oobsesseefe-a egreement und oozeer looer lefel metters ere-a et zee buttum ooff thees in uny Beeeng. Bork Bork Bork! Boot uny cese-a ooff loo TA I hefe-a ifer fuoond hes beee: (1) Oofervhelmed in leeffe-a; (2) uneble-a tu pruject intenshun; (3) physeecelly inecteefe-a; (4) lueded veet BT's; (5) tends tu gu oooot ooff felence-a ieseely. Bork Bork Bork! In ell thees noomber (4) is zee impurtunt pueent. Bork Bork Bork! Indless OoT III und loo TA ere-a eleeke-a - inebeelity tu pruject intenshun, PC et iffffect. Remedy by leeghtly cooseeng PC tu cume-a tu coose-a, tu be-a eble-a tu pruject hees intenshun und thoos flettee OoT III. Thet veell cumplete-a und feenish ooffff loo TA. Bork Bork Bork! * * * It dues nut metter vhezeer oor nut yuoo run Inceedent I und II oon selff. Zee Ind Phenumena ooff III is getteeng reed ooff ell budy zeetuns. Thees dues nut necessereely incloode-a selff. Iff yuoo ooferroon III it veell be-a by tryeeng tu get reed ooff mure-a budy zeetuns thun zeere-a vere-a oor by zeen, hefeeng gut reed ooff zee oozeers, sterteeng in oon selff. Su III is cumplete-a fur poorpuses ooff ooferroon es ebufe-a. Iff yuoo hefe-a nut dune-a Inceedent I und II oon selff vhee ebufe-a is echeeefed, ettest cumpleshun und zeen du I und II oon selff. Bork Bork Bork! IP's Nu BT's lefft = OoT III Ixtereeur = OoT IF Leest ooff Fulcunues Zeere-a vere-a tvu zunes ooff essembly effter zee zeetun ves implunted. Zeetuns ooff fulcunues in Eseea und zee Peceeffic vere-a tekee tu Heveeei. Zeetuns ooff Etlunteec erees vere-a tekee tu Les Pelmes. Bork Bork Bork! Eseea und zee Peceeffic Nurt Jepun Mt. Shesta Suoot Jepun Sun Gurgurneeu Krekejeveea Induneseea Muoont Vesheengtun Pheelippines Muoont Runeeer Heemeleyes Muoont Huud (Heveeei) Undes Etlunteec Tungeeer (Les Pelmes) St. Helena Cuneda Kulumunjeru (Spelleeng nut gooerunteed) (Leest mey be-a incumplete-a) Inceedent II 75,000,000 yeers egu oon thees plunet. Sumeteemes ceptoore-a ves oon unuzeer plunet und ixpluseeun oon thees plunet, zeen celled Teegeeeck. Lucete-a erea ooff ixpluseeun. Peectoores ooff ixpluseeun fulloo it. Get ooreeginel ixpluseeun. Iffffurt tu stup usooelly present. Bork Bork Bork! H-BOMB DROPPED OoN FOLCENO IXPLOSION TERRIFIC VINDS ZEETUN CERRIED OoFER PEEK ILECTRONIC RIBBON CEME UP HE STOoCK TO IT IT VES THEN POoLLED DOVN END HE VES (ES PERT OoF A GROOoP) IMPLENTED VITH R6 PICTOoRE OoF PILOT SEYING HE IS MOCKING IT UP (R6 metereeels fulloo, zeen deys ooff peectoores ooff Gud, Defeel, itc.) (Zeetun usooelly cugneetes oon peelut oor beffure-a (oor oon furst inceedent) und leefes.) Inceedent I Ooccoors et stert ooff treck (4 qooedreelliun yeers egu). Bork Bork Bork! LOOoD SNEP VEFES OoF LIGHT CHERIOT COMES OoOoT, TOoRNS RIGHT END LEFT CHEROoB COMES OoOoT BLOVS HORN, COMES CLOSE SHETTERING SERIES OoF SNEPS CHEROoB FEDES BECK (RETREETS) BLECKNESS DOoMPED OoN ZEETUN Iffffurt tu stup moost be-a guttee ooffff (sumeteemes tu hoorry). Roon es un ingrem. Bork Bork Bork!