TOP TEN SIGNS THE GERMANS ARE INVESTIGATING YOUR ORG 10. When the registrar calls people on the phone to extort money from them, he hears some laughter that is not coming from the victim; incoming callers are forced to listen to "wait music" with speeches by Norbert Blüm and Ursula Caberta. 9. The electric maintainance people know the auditing and processing levels of everyone. 8. All passers-by have Xenu T-Shirts, headphones, and an antenna on the head; sometimes you see cardboard boxes with holes moving. 7. Scientologist "Dieter Lietershvantz" donated an expensive new "Grundig" stereo. 6. All your new "pre-clears" refuse to take off their sunglasses, have instant rock slams, are reticent about shaking hands, refuse to clap properly in front of Ron's picture, and *they* takes notes during session. 5. The new "Raw Meat" just body-routed into the org insists on getting the time, place, form and event. 4. The night watchman allows a "cleaning staff" in, to do a "white glove" of the org at 3:00 am. 3. The coffee machine quits working, but every time someone puts in a few pfennigs all the E-meters give rocket reads. 2. New arrivals at the Org never have any problem with bringing up the money for the courses. They are even willing to pay in cash. Only oddity: The bills are brand new and all have sequential serial numbers. 1. All of your org's mail - both in and out - winds up having Xemu leaflets in them when received. (Playout - "Der Kommissar" - Falco) Schlubbard, Friday, October 3rd, 1997 Copyright Worldwide Scams, Inc. 1997 Ideas collected from Xmudder@best.com, spieler7@aol.com, jensting@imaginet.fr, martinh@islandnet.com, warrior@electrotex.com and myself.