Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: audit your teddy-bear
From: tilman@berlin.snafu.de (Teddy)
Date: Tue, 19 Nov 1996 00:24:57 GMT
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Yesterday my owner went thru his clam tech dictionary and on the
definition "student auditor" there is a foto of a grown-up guy with
70ies haircut, an e-meter, a pen and a teddy holding the cans. Yes, a
teddy-bear. My owner showed it to me. It is really true, not "true for
you"-true. Kind of cute since we teddies can't really hold cans with our
paws, so the cans are between the arms and the legs. Too bad my owner
has only occasional scanner access :-(

He wants to know: can you bring your own teddy into scientology or do
you have to use their own "standard tech" bears?

Last year I channeled Miscavige's teddy-bear. He told me a terrible
story:
 
  Every evening his maid places a "fresh" teddy bear on his pillow. 
  Now you all know that people hug their bear before sleeping, 
  or at least put their bear near them. But
  Miscavige does the following: he tries to make us hold two tin cans,
  and then he says: Teddy, now I will "sec check" you. I have no idea
  what this is, I am just a bear ! Miscavige gets angry. So every
  morning, another teddy bear ends ripped apart in the trash.
 
  We are bears. <grmnnrr> We get hugged, not "sec checked".
 
  Aaargh ! He's coming ! Please tell all the teddy bears what's
  happening there !
 
There the communication dropped suddenly. I can only say: teddy bears
unite, and lets spread love and care against a cult of greed and hatred.

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