Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Re: Will Mars probe find Martian Implant Stations? From: Roland Date: Mon, 07 Jul 1997 07:24:18 -0700 -------- Alec wrote: > > Tilman Hausherr wrote in article <33e23aff.29262882@news.snafu.de>... > >In <33BF311B.FF344D16@stonewest.com>, Dave VanHorn > > wrote: > > > >>I've been looking at all the released images, and so far, no implant > >>stations, > >>no marcabs (unless they look a LOT like rocks) no spaceships other than > >>ours... > > > >But there is that suspicious object, that some said looks like a > >couch... Could be an implant station... It's on one of the fotos just > >below the horizon. > > Couch?! That's it! It's a Psych Station! I've been in almost constant telepathic contact with the Martian Implant stations. Their defense against being discovered is fully in place. The entire machinery of this project has now been successfully transfered to computers - even the six wheeled Rover. Only the transmission disk remains in an enhanced mode since nothing so poor exists on Mars for sending back signals. Although it has been modified to do a better job. From now on the supposed real machines are now virtual, as they are computer programs in a virtula Martian environment of rocks etc. As such only false pictures of a seeming barren landscape will be sent back. The real Rover will be put on show at the Pyramid Theatre next week. The delay is because work will have to be done on the motorways (canals) traffic flow system to handle the volume of traffic. Fortunately the actual landing took place in a sparsely populated area of Mars, although a one Martian Kangaroo was killed outright and another seriously wounded such that it had to be destroyed. At no time were Implant Operations at any of the stations even slightly effected. There was no breach of security at any time. The d-jump routines implanted into Earth thetans is still fully fuctional and there has been no reduction in arrivals that cannot be explained by Summer in the northern hemisphere of the planet. In short, the Mars landing made no difference to operations and all systems are go. Roland (in conjunction with "Mars Mid-day News" holographic TV productions) ======== Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Proof of Life on Mars From: Roland Date: Thu, 10 Jul 1997 12:13:47 +0100 -------- The Pathfinder mission on Mars has proved one thing at least. That there was once a thriving civilisation on Mars that was then destroyed through war. The evidence is the number of rocks that are lying around. And especially the one that looks like a sofa. It stands to reason that in a very advanced society, where technology is extramely advanced and energy can be generated in huge quantities at almost no cost, that whene building cities you would use the most natural materials that were strong enough and were there in abundance. You got it. Rock. Machines would tear the rocks out of the ground and melt them into perfectly formed huge blocks that would fit together to form massive skyscrapers and other shapes. Like a huge pyramid for example. In the event of a massive war then these building would be destroyed and there would be pieces of these rocks littered everywhere. But if there were a really strong structure like a pyramid made of rock several miles high then we would expect to see quite a bit of it left. Well that is exactly what we see on Mars. Rocks littered everywhere being the remains of the once numerous and massive skyscrapers and a pyramid still mainly intact. To cap it all we can even see one of the sofas blasted out of one of these buildings. -- A The Xemu Leaflet / \ http://home.sn.no/~aheldall/leaflet/ / P \ R --- C "Err, there's no helicopter there, the guy's frozen in alcohol and glycol, and sitting in a block, being given a big 3D Cecil B. De Milles special motion picture." - part of L. Ron Hubbard's profound cosmology. ======== Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.paranet.ufo,alt.ufo.reports,alt.alien.research,sci.skeptic Subject: MARTIAN AIR FORCE RESPONDS From: gefo@direct.ca Date: Mon, 07 Jul 1997 14:39:41 -0600 -------- ==================================== The New Cydonia Times * July 6, 1997 (All the Official PR That Fits) ==================================== Air Force Says Reported Spacecraft Was Weather Balloon BY WILLIAM J. BROADSWORD CYDONIA MENSAE (AP) -- Spokesmen for the Official Martian Air Force (OMAF) said today that rumors of a crashed alien spacecraft said to have come down in the Ares Vallis desert were entirely false and had been grossly exaggerated by the Martian news media. Although earlier reports from eyewitnesses along with a preliminary statement by military personnel who visited the alleged crash site suggested that what had landed may have been of extraterrestrial origin, Air Force officials told reporters that materials recovered from the area prove "beyond any possible doubt" that the incident was due to a downed weather balloon released earlier in the week to track dust-storm activity near Olympus Mons. In a special press conference held late this afternoon at the Pyramid, Col. R.J. "Dusty" Crater held up a fragment of torn fabric recovered from the crash site to prove to reporters that the material could not possibly have been of alien origin. "See," Col. Crater explained, "it's just bits of thin cloth like material. Does this look in any way like part of a spacecraft from another planet? You can all go home now." Flying saucer buffs and conspiracy theorists were quick to discount the official explanation, however. "We've seen this all before," remarked Walt Hynek, director of the 3,000-member Martian Universal Flying Object Network (MUFON). "This is just the typical official song and dance they always use to distract the media while they cover up the physical evidence. We saw the same thing when something came down back in '76. Now that entire area of Mars is off limits to civilians, so we'll never be able to discover the truth. I think it's about time the public was allowed to know the real story." Astronomers interviewed by the New Cydonia Times scoffed at the notion that extraterrestrial visitors would land in one of the least interesting regions of Mars. "Why wouldn't they land near something obviously important, like the Great Stone Head, instead of in the middle of a vast desert?" one asked. "No form of advanced intelligence would land where there's nothing of interest to observe but rocks." Cydonia University astronomer Carl Smajan was equally skeptical. "Where could such a craft possibly come from?" asked Dr. Smajan. "There are simply no planets in the solar system which have an atmosphere like ours. Some people have suggested they could come from Earth, but there's far too much oxygen in the atmosphere there. Any organisms would burn up immediately. This has been proven in laboratory experiments with Martian bacteria." "We've heard claims of landed alien spacecraft for decades now," Smajan said. "But, I ask you, where is the proof? How come we don't have so much as an alien water extractor on display in the Cydonia National Museum? Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary evidence!" Alien-contact enthusiasts were unperturbed by such rational arguments, however, contending the evidence must have been taken into custody by military personnel. Rumors and conspiracy theories were running rampant. One wild-eyed witness actually claimed he say a tiny alien space car driving slowly across the desert. "We'll never win this debate," Col. Crater remarked. "The true believers out there just aren't willing to accept that we're alone in the universe. Nothing we say or do will ever convince them otherwise." ### -------------------==== Posted via Deja News ====----------------------- http://www.dejanews.com/ Search, Read, Post to Usenet