Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology
Subject: Five ways to get the real OT8 documents
From: tilman@berlin.snafu.de (Tilman Hausherr)
Date: Sat, 17 Aug 1996 14:53:09 GMT

Five ways to get the real OT8 documents:

1. Wait until Warren Mc Shane will blow, following the last RTC 
   president, Vicki Aznaran.

2. Get ten arrogant and humorless nasty guys in fake sea org uniforms
   and tell them to let you in the sacred room. Yell at the guards and 
   they will obey like good dogs.
   That method worked last time in Danemark and is inspired by a similar
   case in Germany at the start of 1900, when a guy bought an old 
   sergent uniform and ordered that the city cash be handed out to him.

3. Invite an Oatee 8 staff member at home and offer him a pizza. 
   He'll speak out. The only problem is that there are nearly 
   no Oatee 8 !

4. Fire a few torpedoes at the Freewinds. Recover the papers 
   floating around.

5. Go to the nuclear shelter. Knock on the door and yell "extra 
   rice & beans" ! When they open, throw a nuclear neutron grenade
   and quickly close the door. Wait a few seconds, the shelter will
   "expand" a little bit, but not much. You are safe, since a nuclear
   shelter works in both directions. After that, wait a bit until the 
   door is cool enough so that you can touch it. Open the door, and get 
   the papers you need.

Don't forget to write a success report to the ARS-CC.

Tilman




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    Resistance is futile. You will be enturbulated. Xenu always prevails.