Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: FREE Anti-OT device: Get yours now! From: kwantem@aol.com (Kwantem) Date: 19 Apr 96 15:25:11 GMT FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE CONTACT: Kwantem Mekanik kwantem@aol.com "ANTI-OT" (TM) DEVICE PROTECTS AGAINST ATTACKS BY OPERATING THETANS -Amazing technology uses advanced SP processor and paper encoding to deflect thought waves propogating through MEST- ANYVILLE, MP. -- April 19, 1996 -- Kwantem Industries announced today the immediate availability of the first Anti-OT (TM) device using the new 120 MHz SP processor. In keeping with Kwantem's mission to protect supressive persons, this device is available free to anyone critical of the Church of Scientology's claims and practices. "Supposedly, Scientologists who reach the Operating Thetan levels are able to kill people with the power of thought," stated Kwantem. "Of course, I always thought this was nonsense, untill I read about OTs using their powers to fry cockroaches and fix appliances on the Internet newsgroup, alt.religion.scientology." Worried that OTs might turn their powers against critics, Kwantem created Kwantem Industries to research ways to deflect powerful thought waves. After six months, the prototype SP processor was tested and found to function flawlessly. "With the prototype hidden in my pocket, I cornered a known Operating Thetan and 'bullbaited' him unmercifully. Despite his verbal threats that he would 'cook me like a batch of beans and rice,' I suffered no ill effects whatsoever. The SP chip worked like a dream." Kwantem told reporters. The Anti-OT device uses hyper-advanced "paper encoding" technology which allows it to be transfered across any network and printed on plain paper. Invisible patterns traced on the device during the printing process create a MEST shield capable of deflecting the most destructive thoughts. To use the Anti-OT device, simply print it out and carry it on your person at all times. While it is always active, you should periodically press the "clear" button (marked with a C) to re-establish the MEST shield in alignment with the Earth's current magnetic field. What's next for Kwantem Industries? "Well, I plan to shrink the Anti-OT device and incorporate it into buttons, slogans, etc." Kwantem responded. "These will all be on my Supressive Person's Pack Web page at http://members.aol.com/sppack." It is expected the SpPack will be ready after the first week of May, 1996. The Anti-OT device is available now at this link: http://members.aol.com/sppack/antiot.htm ********************************************** * * * "Narf!" - Pinky * * * * http://members.aol.com/kwantem/kwantem.htm * ====== Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Re: FREE Anti-OT device: Get yours now! From: kwantem@aol.com (Kwantem) Date: 1996/05/06 In , kwantem@aol.com (Kwantem) wrote: >"ANTI-OT" (TM) DEVICE PROTECTS AGAINST ATTACKS BY OPERATING THETANS > >-Amazing technology uses advanced SP processor and paper encoding to >deflect thought waves propogating through MEST- Success story: "I was always afraid of OT powers. I was afraid to go even near an org. Then I bought the new Anti-OT [tm] device from Kwantem Industries. I tried it at my local org, where a well-known and feared OT3 scared SPs like me." "I said to him: 'Elron Hubbard was a pathological liar and he was impotent'." "He then tried to apply his OT powers on me. But except a vibration, nothing happened. The OT tried harder, so hard that he turned pink. Still, nothing happened. Now he applied his full power, and turned violet. No change." "I then applied the store-n-mirror [tm] feature of the device. The OT disintegrated. The street was a complete mess. Scientology filed a lawsuit on the spot for loss of income and also applied for an order to force me to clean the street. But thanks to the legal insurance policy of the device, I hired the best lawyers, and the lawsuit was dismissed with costs." "Thanks, Kwantem Industries !" "S.F." --- Tilman Hausherr [KoX] tilman@berlin.snafu.de http://www.snafu.de/~tilman/ Resistance is futile. You will be enturbulated. Xenu always prevails.