Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology From: dennis.l.erlich@support.com Subject: RE: rpf joke Date: Sun, 28 Aug 94 10:02:47 -0700 8/28/94 My trip to the RPF's RPF. ||----------------------------------------------------------------------------- >From: council@luna.ec.usf.edu. (Maggie Council (ANT)) >Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology >Subject: rpf joke >Date: 25 Aug 1994 19:01:31 GMT >Organization: Univ. of Life > >Dennis, > >If it's not too much trouble, would you post the joke you made about the >RPF that got you in hot water? It would be an interesting illustration >of Scn sense of humor. > >Thanks, >==================================m. council, human being > Well, it's a long story . . . I was on my post on the 10th floor balcony. I had been the Chief Cramming Officer for about a year. Had my junior all hatted and operational. Had a good word clearer working full-time on my cramming cycles. Office overlooked Clearwater Bay. Life was tolerable. Now you should know that when you get busted in the Sea Org, the message would be delivered by a 12-15 year old girl in white short-shorts and white halter top. I was enjoying the afternoon sun when such a young lady presented herself to my startled self. Uh oh. (rectum tightens) "You have been assigned to the RPF. Here's the order. Come with me right now." "No, you may not clear out your desk." "No you may not call your wife." NOW. [tone forty command] I think, "If I don't go with her, she'll say alright, and walk away. Several large men will return. They will have clubs and Mace. Best go with her." As we walk away, I tell my junior and word clearer who look terrified, "Don't worry, I'll be reprieved and back for dinner." [I had been assigned a year earlier by Miss Cabbage and reprieved by Phatman a day later.] I was immediately taken to the sub-basement of the Ft. Harrison Hotel in Clearwater Florida. There was a woman from the GO *chained* in a small back room behind a pile of filthy bedparts. Because the best accommodations were taken, I was placed inside a 7 x 7 chicken-wired cell containing numerous toilet tanks, seats, and assorted sinks and urinals. The door to the enclosure was closed and a lock was inserted, but not locked, on the door. I spent 4 days just sitting in there thinking. The next 6 I spent cleaning. I "graduated" into the normal RPF program. That was the joke. "So funny I forgot to laugh." Rev. Dennis L Erlich ======== Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology,alt.clearing.technology Subject: Re: Whip confronts Introspection Rundown From: inForm@primenet.com (Rev. Dennis L Erlich) Date: 18 Jan 1996 09:51:01 -0700 zthomas@pacific.telebyte.net (Zane Thomas): >I'd like to see how that lying weasel tries to avoid the truth on this >one. I saw the cult induce what could only be described (in my >non-professional opinion) as a psychotic break through a program of >sleep-deprivation, overwork, threats, intimidation, and personal >abuse. Remarkably similar to what we hear about brain-washing btw. >Then the person was locked up and fed bread and water until ready to >confess her sins and begin to "work out of the condition." Part of >the working out consisted of yet further abuse, including cleaning >linoleum floors all night with kerosene and steel-wool. > >Scientology sucks, it's a totalitarian organization complete with >uniforms, officers, and brutal punishment programs. > >Zane When I was taken to the RPF's RPF in 1978, and locked in the sub-basement of the Ft. Harrison Hotel in Clearwater, there was a young lady (former GO) named Lynn Froyland CHAINED in one of the dark and dusty storage rooms down there. She screamed in terror at being a prisoner. Whipsnapper has no answers to this kind of eyewitness info, Zane. OSA doesn't feed him instructions about this kinda stuff. Rev. Dennis L Erlich * * the inFormer * *