HUBBARD COMMUNICATIONS OFFICE Saint Hill Manor, East Grinstead, Sussex HCO POLICY LETTER OF 20 DECEMBER 1966 confidential All Franchise Holders All Org EDs ETHICAL CHRISTMAS PARTIES ETHICAL CHRISTMAS TREES (ECTs) 1. Ethical christmas trees Ethical Christmas Trees (ECTs) are Christmas trees of natural origin or manufactured Christmas trees looking like natural trees, which are set up on christmas in org rooms. 2. Setting up ECTs Ethical Christmas Trees may be set up only from ethical personnel on the order of their senior. The senior has to make certain that a) the ECT is brought with its lower end (also called "thick end") into a receptacle suitable for the accommodation of the ECT and that the ECT is properly fastened in it b) the mounting plate of the ECT is wedged in such a manner that it is standing perpendicularly to the ground. In difficult cases a second staff member is to be consulted, who will monitor the correct placement, with Tone 40 orders like "more left!", "more on the right!" c) in the "falling down" area of the ECT no fragile devices or devices harmed by a possible fall are to be located. (e.g. e-meters, tape recorders) 3. Setting up the lighting The ECT is to be provided with christmas objects according to the orders of the senior. Christmas tree lighting resulting from a combustion (so-called "candles") are only to be used when a) the staff members are instructed on the dangers of fire blazes (Ref: Introduction to scientology Ethics, "The responsibility of leaders", page 261) and b) during the combustion time a staff member instructed in fire fighting is standing nearby with a fire extinguisher. 4. Crib plays and Christmas Carols In orgs with sufficient personnel, crib plays can be arranged under the direction of an experienced senior. For this, the following hats are to be assigned: Mary: preferably a female or female looking person Joseph: older staff member with beard Child: small staff member or freshly recruited member Donkey and sheep: suitable staff members from different departments Holy three kings: three ethics officers To start the singing of christmas carols, the staff members form a circle around the ECT under the guidance of the ED. Available gifts from non disconnected relatives are to be distributed by a staff member in a "Santa Claus" uniform. L. Ron Hubbard Founder This parody (C) Tilman Hausherr 1997 Idea based on the text "Weihnachtsbäume in Amtsstuben", Author unknown