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From: tilman@netmbx (Tilman Hausherr)
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Subject: TOP TEN REASONS WHY MISCAVIGE WILL SEND YOU ON THE RPF
Date: 1 Jan 1995 09:23:58 GMT
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TOP TEN REASONS WHY MISCAVIGE WILL SEND YOU ON THE RPF

10. You mistook Hubbards "Fair Game" policy for a poker rule allowing you
    to keep some extra cards in your sleeve.

 9. Your name is Paul Landon, and Miscavige just found his wife's phone
    number in your wallet.

 8. Instead of the church approved plastic cap, you used a stretched
    condom to cover his drinking glass.

 7. You still sleep with this cute little fluffy "Steiff" (tm) Squirrel.

 6. Your "ClearPhone" invention is two empty bean cans connected by a wire.

 5. It was the first time you did what Jocelyn Elders said should be
    taught in school, and you are now running around naked in the
    Fort Harrison hotel, yelling "It works !".

 4. It was your job to hand Dennis a court order. You asked him
    "Is your name Dennis L. Erlich ?", he responded "no", and you left.

 3. He doesn't like the foot marks you left on his carpet the last
    time you went "exterior".

 2. As an april joke, you removed the 4 inch "implant" in Miscavige' shoes.

 1. You "accidentally" wrote a $5,000,000 check for Larry Wollersheim.

(Playout - "Highway to hell" - AC/DC)

Schlubbard, Sunday, January 1, 1995
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