From: wbarwell@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM (William Barwell) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology,alt.slack,alt.religion.subgenius,alt.religion.kibology Subject: Off to sea... Date: 20 May 1995 23:46:06 -0500 I had an old bed that finally gave up. The springs started to stick out. This matress was like a cartoon bed with the springs coming out every which way. The springs on cheap matresses sort of start unravelling like a cheap sweater after they begin to break down. They stick out every where. Kinda scary, like getting into bed with Freddy Krueger. The last straw was when I lay down last week and a spring tore through the sheet between my arm and my body. So I bought a water bed and am sitting on it now as it fills. I hereby christen my new waterbed "The Sea Org". Toot! Toot! And I am claiming the rank of Commodore too. Oh!, how I love the sea! Commodore Charles SubGenius Pope Of Houston Slack!