PRESS RELEASE Clearwater, FL, November 24, 1996 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Scientology at 1 (800) FOR-TRUT or: Mattel at 1 (800) 624-1456 THE SCIENTOLOGIST BARBIE COLLECTION Bringing ethics under the christmas tree Santa Claus is coming, and will bring children ethical toys. The "Scientologist Barbie and Ken" collection is the ONLY workable way to handle your christmas 100% standard tech. Mattel and Cadet Org Services have once again cooperated to bring ethics under the christmas tree. All products have been improved, some products are new. And it's not just Ken and Barbie ! All their friends are there, too! (Of course, due to Barbie's involvement in Scientology, she has no longer her old friends except Ken, but found a lot of new ones !) 1. Base package $3645 Includes: - Scientologist Barbie (staring) - Scientologist Ken (staring) - Sea Org uniforms - CMO uniform for Barbie (children over 16 only) - Reproduction of Fort Harrison hotel. Each storey can be taken out like a drawer. The famous basement is included, together with mattresses and food storage (real-looking rice and bean cans). Also included are auditor rooms, library and Hubbard and Miscavige office. - Two pre-dirtied grey rags. - Pink Mark Super VII Quantum E-Meter for Barbie, blue one for Ken. - Four guards, with walkie-talkies. - Four packs of "Kool" cigarettes. - Free introductory TR-Barbie communication course, which can be taken in every Org. IAS-Membership not required. - NEW: coat hanger for Barbie's next abortion 2. David Miscavige doll $995 Includes: - Drinking glass - Clear plastic cap - Special "implant" shoes - Model gun to practice R2-45 - Target cardboards with pictures of 5 Church ennemies (always up-to-date. Currently: Wollersheim, Erlich, Lerma Pannoussis and Atack) 3. David Miscavige doll "DeLuxe" $1495 Improvement over standard doll: can yell. 4. Dennis Erlich doll $395 - Includes a pre-dirtied gray rag - Includes name-plate for Fort Harrison Hotel. - Put him in his office or in the basement ! Hours of fun ! - Extra-resistant ! Can be kicked for years - never breaks ! - NEW: With legendary blue bathrobe ! 5. Heber Jentzsch doll $1295 Can speak, but requires DeLuxe edition of David Miscavige doll to work. Comm cable included. 6. Helena Kobrin doll $3275 - In the unique GrayFace [tm] colour. - With special device to keep doll temperature 10 degrees below room temperature (batteries not included) - Free pink allergy-tested lipstick that girls can use - Can be hooked up to any internet account - NEW: Free Internet newsreader with Oatee Detector [tm] Microsoft Windows version only (WINSOCK.DLL needed) - NEW: Can speak one sentence when TV camera nearby: "The only ideeeeas are the ideas of L. Ron Hubbard" - NEW: Tomato plant for auditing - NEW: Gets blue and green when "Grady Ward" doll nearby 7. Andrew Milne doll $2595 - Includes the famous distort-o-lie pen, with OCR ability. This pen can turn any read sentence into the opposite. Use it on a copy of the "Washington Post" and submit your very own articles to "Freedom Magazine" ! (ink refill not included) - NEW: distort-o-lie pen can be used as newsreader ! Microsoft Windows version only (WINSOCK.DLL needed) 8. Rick Sherwood doll $1595 - Can speak five sentences ! - Three of these can be downloaded from your PC ! - Included in firmware: "THE CHURCH ALWAYS PREVAILS" "ARS BIGOTS CAN'T EVALUATE DATA" - NEW: Includes WoodyNews, which enables internet access Microsoft Windows version only (WINSOCK.DLL needed) 9. Vera Wallace doll. *** NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 16 *** $2595 - Available with two personalities: A) the "you are fat and you stole my money" personality B) the "I verified it and I know all" personality - Requires Helena Kobrin doll to work, infra-red comm kit included ! 10. Roger Urban doll $1595 - Available with FOUR separate personalities and T-Shirts: "Roger Urban" (with miniature camera) "Judy Short" (includes hairpiece) "Michellengang" (includes add-on head) "M. Schwarze" (includes Bavarian pants) - Includes free 12 months CCHR news subscription 11. Steve Fishman doll $1995 - Made in the same material as the Dennis Erlich doll ! Extra resistant ! - Includes book "The do-it-yourself-legal-wizard" - Free dead-agent pack at http://www.scientology.org/ ! - Free home page at XS4ALL ! - Giggles automatically when Andrew Milne doll is nearby ! 12. "Duke" doll $595 - Exact copy of Judge Swearinger's collie dog ! - Has the unique "glug glug" feature - drown him when you have an upset ! - Play with him in your tub - color is water-proof ! - Includes "K9 PTS/SP" course ! - NEW: free doll of "Lennie Leibovitz" to sit on the dog ! 13. Linda Woolard doll $1495 Equipped with intern and extern "Hemroids" (Chris Miller design) "intern": - "Hemroids" work when in seated position - Squirts 2 meters when child does not look at the doll ! (patent pending) "extern" - Equipped with saussage-like bladder, can squirt up to 2 meters ! - Includes phone book of Ingram County ! - Includes one gallon of stage blood ! - Free tour of the L.A.P.D. by Officer Reems or Officer Reyes ! - One year subscription to the LA Valley College BBS ! - Includes these four self-help books: - "Winning in small claims court" - "The sysop - the unknown species" - "100 medical problems for every day" 14. Arnie Lerma doll $1595 - Extra-resistant ! - Can upload selected texts from America's founders to your computer ! - Includes one-month subscription to the Washington Post ! - NEW: "Virginia Flag" boxer shorts 15. Suzette Hubbard doll $995 - Comes with french maid costume ! - The ideal partner for the Miscavige or the Lerma doll ! - NEW: can bend over, but works only when Miscavige doll nearby 16. Grady Ward doll *** NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 16 *** $1545 - Extra resistant ! - Includes book "The do-it-yourself-legal-wizard" - Equipped with AI module that spits out hilarious insults when Kobrin doll is nearby ! - Use the doll as talisman when subpoenaed for depositions ! (not allowed at Atkinson-Baker depositions) ** Add-on products ** - Fort Harrison guard, unarmed $295 - Fort Harrison guard, armed $395 - Bill Johnson doll - the perfect supervisor for the Fort Harrison guard dolls ! Can yell death threats ! $595 - Pack of cigarettes (Kools) $ 95 - Grey rag $ 95 - CMO girlie *** NOT FOR CHILDREN UNDER 16 *** $455 - Pre-Clear $195 -30-